Some of the things lsited here are true. Some are lies. Soem are both. Some are neither

• Nothing is true, and everything is permitted.
• Everything is true, and nothing is permitted
• The illuminatti exist
• The illuminatti do not exist
• The iluminatti are a subsidary of Steve Jackson games, LLC
• The majority of consparicy theories are created by the illuminatti, which is why they all seem so stupid. Nobdy really thinks the earth is flat.
• Subliminal messaging doesn't work, bt the Illumniatti puts them in the tv broadcasts anyway
• The Illuminatti are you.
• LETS PAUSE THSI DAMN LIST TO SAULTE OUR GIRLS IN GREEN!!!!!!!!!
• Yeath thats right I added new stuff